This page is dedicated to those of you who have discovered fordite, and have now developed an uncontrollable compulsion to buy, and hoard it in multiples, and cannot seem to stop. Many of you have been badly bitten by the fordite “bug”, and find yourself in desperate need of a twelve step program. If you are experiencing any of the symptoms below, or combinations of symptoms, please select some fordite items from our inventory that seem to soothe you, or contact us immediately. We can help you through this difficult time.
7 Symptoms of Fordite Addiction:
Check the box below if you are experiencing any of these symptoms:
Sufferer was once a natural gem snob, but now insists that fordite is a real gem.
Experiences cold, sweaty palms at the thought of running out of fordite.
Dreams of fordite- Often in the form of wildly colorful and vast mountain ranges.
Experiences a state of “Gollum”, or deep sense of greed, when viewing fordite.
Often mutters incoherently, and giggles when viewing personal stash of fordite.
Entertains fantasies of going back in time, to scavenge fordite rough at old factories.
Believes that they don’t have a problem, and that they can just quit collecting anytime.